The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Art Marino: Eddie

Quotes 

• Eddie : Let's stop putzin' around now. Give us an idea.

  Harry Schechter : Alright, you want an idea? I'll give you an idea. Oh, Jesus Christ, what an idea!

  Benny : Well, what is it?

  Harry Schechter : You ready?

  Eddie : We're ready, already.

  Harry Schechter : We are going to make the first - porno - musical.

• Eddie : You got to stick to the original timetable. You got two weeks to shoot this masterpiece.

  Harry Schechter : Two weeks? For a musical? Two weeks? What?

  Benny : Don't sweat it, Harry. You did "Kiss My Boots" is three days.

  Harry Schechter : That had eight lines of dialogue and seventeen orgasms. This is a musical! A musical movie.

  Eddie : Two weeks, Harry. You know the deal. You go over schedule, you go over budget, we take over the studio. You're out.

• Rosie : What about the world's only nude one man band?

  Eddie : It wasn't as bad as the guy with the plastic extension piece.

  Rosie : Oh. No, I kinda liked him.

  Eddie : He could play a great game on snooker.