The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Vern Joyce: Asst Director

Quotes 

• Asst Director : Music, Dick. And action, Mary!

  Miss Mary La Rue : Oh, Belles.

  Dancer , Dancer , Dancer , Dancer : [singing]  We're just dancing dildos are we, Dancing you see just for you, We're just dildos out on a spree, Happy to be here with you, Dancing dildos we meet the test, We'll stand up tall and then you do the rest...

• Harry Schechter : Alright, let's get this rehearsal. Alright, this is the dildo number. Every dildo works, alright?

  Asst Director : Okay, okay everybody. Dildos!

• John Smithee : Well, yes, you know, I - I - I - I believe in a - a - a fluid camera, you know, a - a - a - a Minellian camera.

  Asst Director : [chuckles]  Who gives a shit.

• Asst Director : Slate!

  Slate : Orgasm. Take 1.