Dave Goelz credited as playing...
Gonzo • Zoot • Beauregard • Dr. Bunsen Honeydew • The Great Gonzo • Muppy • Pig • Boppity • Luncheon Counter Monster • Miss Kitty • Whatnot Dancer • Zucchini Brother • Brewster • Chicken • Marvin • Pigs • Walter Tell • Whatnot • Additional Muppets • African Mask • Alfredo the Mop Dancer • Ali Baba • Alien • Angus McGregor • Atrics Drummer • Atrics drummer • Avocado • Baby • Banananose Moledenaldo • Baskerville the Hound • Beaker clones • Behemoth • Borcellino Brother • Brown Bat • Bug • Bullets Barker • Bun-Bun Brother • Cabbage • Chopped-Liver Monster • Clam • Construction Worker • Cowboy • Crocodile • Dancer • Dancers • Dancing Sponge • Dick • Doctor • Dr. Salamander • Figurehead • Frog Scout • Full Body Whatnot • George • Geri and the Atrics Drummer • Gingerbread Man • Gorgon Heap • Groupie • Inspector LaBrea • Jabberwock • Jogger • Johnny • Jugband Member • Kermit the Pig • Kid • Klaus Mueller • Koozebanian Spooble • Lenny Lizard • Leslie the Dancing Cucumber • Lobster • Lubbock Lou • Luis Greco • Mackerel • Mean Mama • Merdlidop • Merry Men • Mildred • Monks • Mr. Dawson • Muppaphones • Ohboy Bird • Otto the Automatic Entertainer • Paul 2 • Pig Minister • Prairie Dog • Purple Heap • Rock • Ronald Duck • Salsburg Sauerkraut Singer • Sheik's Wife • Signor Baffi • Skier • Soldier • Spy • Sundance • Swinetrek Crewmember • The Guru (Brewster) • Timmy Monster • Tree • Viking Pig • Walrus • Warren • Warthog • Whatnot Dancers • Whatnot Hunter • Wig Trainer • Winky Pinkerton • Wolfhound • Zoot the Sax Player
- Beauregard: Kermit! Kermit! I had a dream and it was so real! I... what does it mean when you dream people are walking on your head?
- Kermit: It means you're sleeping on the floor!
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: [first line in every Muppet Labs sketch] Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today.