Dick McGarvin credited as playing...
Ted Farley
- Ted Farley: [Having overheard his story about the girl with the wooden foot] That was really a beautiful story. Listen, I have a syndicated radio show heard in four states. I'm always looking for inspirational youth stories. Do you mind if I use that?
- Tommy French: Be my guest... But it's total bullshit.
- Ted Farley: [watching the Young Miss contestants perform a big dance number on stage] You know something? You did a hell of a job.
- Tommy French: [cynically] I took a bunch of nice high-school kids, and turned them into Vegas showgirls.