Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975 TV Short)

Melanie Kohn: Lucy van Pelt

Quotes 

• Lucy van Pelt : [to Schroeder as he plays his piano]  Sometimes I don't think you realize that you could lose me. Are you sure you want to suffer the tortures of the memories of a lost love?

  [pause] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Do you know the tortures of the memories of a lost love?

  [Schroeder stops playing his piano just as Lucy goes berserk, demolishing the piano over her next six lines] 

  Lucy van Pelt : It's awful! It will haunt you night and day! You'll wake up at night screaming! You can't eat! You can't sleep! You'll want to smash things! You'll hate yourself and the world and everybody in it!

  [sobs, then quite normally] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Awwwwww! Are you sure you want to risk losing me?

• [First lines] 

  Lucy van Pelt : What are you doing, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : I'm waiting for valentines.

  Lucy van Pelt : Oh, well. Good luck.

  Charlie Brown : Thank you.

  Lucy van Pelt : You'll need it.

  Charlie Brown : You didn't have to say that!

• [At Snoopy's puppet show] 

  Charlie Brown : Have you ever been to one of these shows before?

  Lucy van Pelt : No, I can't say I have.

  Charlie Brown : Then maybe I should warn you about this first scene.

  Lucy van Pelt : What first scene?

  [Water splashes on Lucy] 

  Charlie Brown : When the carriage crosses the swollen river.