Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975 TV Short)

Greg Felton: Schroeder

Quotes 

• Violet : Charlie Brown, we've been feeling awfully guilty about not giving you a valentine this year. Here, I've erased my name from this one. I'd like you to have it.

  Schroeder : Hold on there! What do you think you're doing? Who do you think you are? Where were you yesterday when everyone else was giving out valentines? Is kindness and thoughtfulness something you can make retroactive? Don't you think he has any feelings? You and your friends are the most thoughtless bunch I've ever known. You don't care *anything* about Charlie Brown! You just hate to feel guilty! And now you have the nerve to come around one day later and offer him a used valentine just to ease your conscience! Well, let me tell you something: Charlie Brown doesn't need your...

  Charlie Brown : Don't listen to him! I'll take it!

• Linus van Pelt : [after he tries to stuff his valentine box of candy for Miss Othmar into the valentines box]  I can't get my valentine in the box. Is it all right if I give it personally?

  Schroeder : Miss Othmar, is it okay if Linus presents his valentine personally?

  [we hear an indistinct trombone blabbering, which is really Miss Othmar] 

  Schroeder : She said that would be delightful.

  Linus van Pelt : [happily]  She said that'd be delightful!

  [going to his desk] 

  Linus van Pelt : This is gonna be better than I expected.

• Charlie Brown : [whispering to Schroeder]  Did you see my name on any of those valentines?

  Schroeder : No, I haven't been paying any attention. What's that briefcase for?

  Charlie Brown : Well, in case I get a lot of valentines, I'll want to have something to carry them in.

• Schroeder : [after everyone except Charlie Brown receives their valentines]  Well, that's it. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Refreshments will be served in the back.

  Charlie Brown : Are you sure there's none for me?

  Schroeder : Yep, none.