Steve Landesberg credited as playing...
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich • Father Paul
- Captain Barney Miller: So Dietrich, big plans for the weekend?
- Dietrich: No, I'm staying home. I've gotten involved in the New Celibacy Movement.
- Captain Barney Miller: Oh, Yeah?. what's that?
- Dietrich: Its a movement for people who are fed up with the whole shallow dating scene.
- Captain Barney Miller: Couldn't get a date, huh?
- Dietrich: Not a single one.