Barney Miller (1975–1982)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Wojo : [arriving at stakeout location, carrying cases of equipment] Hey Barn! I got everything we need! I got 10-gauge shotguns, 12-gauge shotguns, tow phone, and
[opens largest case]
Wojo : tear gas!
Captain Barney Miller : Did you bring a chair?
Wojo : Chair?
Captain Barney Miller : [gestures to empty apartment] There's no place to sit down.
Wojo : Ooh, sorry.
Captain Barney Miller : [looks into equipment case] I see you brought grenades too, huh?
Wojo : Just a thought.
Captain Barney Miller : If we don't use all this stuff, you're not going to feel bad, are you?
Wojo : [hangs head] No.
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Captain Barney Miller : [while getting ready for a stakeout] Fish, we're going to have to draw special weapons.
Wojo : [Extremely excited about being allowed to go on his first stakeout] Hey, let me do it! I'll go down to the armory. Let's see, what do we need? Shotguns! Tear gas! Gas masks!
[He leaves the squadroom to go draw the weapons]
Fish : [Observing Wojo's enthusiam about the weapons] Nice boy.
Captain Barney Miller : It takes so little to make him happy.
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Rhonda Haleck : My old man took me to ball game once when I was a kid. I think we saw the Mets and the Cubs.
Wojo : Oh yeah, that's always a good game.
Rhonda Haleck : He got me a little pennant, a hot dog and a beer. We had really great seats.
Wojo : Sounds like your dad was a nice guy.
Rhonda Haleck : He was a mugger. Some guy he rolled had season tickets. Halfway through the game, a cop showed up. Dragged us both out of there.
Wojo : Oh.
Rhonda Haleck : Wanna hear about the puppy I got for Christmas?