The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974 TV Movie)

George S. Irving: Heat Miser

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• Heat Miser : Well, well, Mrs. Claus. How's your husband doing? Out doing another commercial for my brother?

  Mrs. Santa : Oh come now. You know he's not on your brother's payroll.

• Heat Miser : Oh, some like it hot, but I like it REALLY hot!

• Mrs. Santa : Would you mind doing us a favor?

  Heat Miser : I don't see why I should. No one ever does anything for me. What is it?

  Mrs. Santa : Could you let it snow in the south for one day?

  Heat Miser : WHAT? SNOW IN THE SOUTH?

  Mrs. Santa : Just for one day?

  Heat Miser : NEVER!

  [thinks for a few seconds] 

  Heat Miser : Hmmm... unless of course... there was... you know... something in it for me?

• Heat Miser's Men : He's Mister Green Christmas. He's Mister Sun. He's Mister Heat Blister. He's Mister Hundred-and-One.

  Heat Miser : They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much.