Was this very sexual graphic hardcore movie supposed to be sexy? What the hell are they teaching these people! Free love orgy without any protection? Come and get it!? No thanks. I hate outdated sloppy seconds. I was very surprising to find out that this movie was directed by Mac Ahlberg. Ahlberg would later become famous for being the cinematographer for such late 1980s/ early 1990s hits like The Wonder Years, The Brady Bunch Movies (1995 & 1996) and 1994's Beverly Hills Cop III. He has also have a lot of horror movies and kid movies under his belt. It's weird to see him, starting out directing and writing porn films. I guess, you have to start out, somewhere. The story goes like this; young schoolgirl Eva (Teresa Svensson) is Hypersexuality. Eva's older sister, Elsa (Kim Frank) sends her off to a girls' boarding school, where she is assured that Eva will receive proper moral guidance and forget her sexual obsessions. Eva, however, discovers that the school isn't quite what her sister thinks it is, as the school looks very proper and mundane on the outside, it's actually populated by all manner of pervert and deviant. The movie was played for comedy, but when you think deep about it. These people in the school might have some seriously mental health problems. After all, the nymphomania of women cause five women to gang up on a man who unwilling doesn't want sex, and raped him. Then, there was another scene where a man is dragged along in pain, as a woman grins on to his penis way too hard. Are these scenes supposed to be funny? Then there is the scene where one of the character told another person, how fishy the women vagina odor is. That's abnormal!! If it's smell like that, that means they got a sexually transmitted infection or really bad hygiene. That's pretty gross. God knows, how many STDs were transfer during the course of this film. You can really tell that this movie is from the 1970s with the overgrown pubic hair, lack of protection, bad clothes, and awful background music. This movie has a lots of fake moaning and over-acting. Still, this erotic flick is a lot better than some of the other porno chic at the time. There were some really attractive women from Sweden & Germany in this film. Bridgette Maier and Kim Frank are some of them. Sadly, not that many as I wish, as some of them look like crack heads. I didn't like any of the girls from Beirut. It was also a bit disturbing to see a skinny woman cowgirl riding a man with her expose rib cage showing in the camera beneath her thin skin. It's also gross to watch some really attractive women have intercourse with some really ugly looking men. I don't think I ever want to see the John Cleese looking fellow Bo Goldenrod or Gyllenstake (Rune Hallberg) in the nude, ever again. The humor is mostly a miss than a hit to me. Still, it was a bit funny to see the Bo Gyllenstake try to hide the fact that his school is one big sex den to the an ultra-conservative, puritanical lawyer/ private investigator Roderick Elliot (Jack Frank). I can do without the loud siren orgasm from Eva and her sister, as it hurts my ears. I found it very annoying and had to mute her sex scenes. For a full 90 minutes, the sex scenes were alright for the time period where it was shot. It was a bit weird, to see little to no 'money shots'. The movie could be hard to find, due to it, having multiply titles like Scandal School or Porn Scandal in School. Some versions might not have the awful English dubbing and English subtitles. So you might have to learn Swedish if you find a DVD like that. Others might be cut, so look for the uncut version. The video transfer in most of the DVDs looks decent. The image is somewhat soft, with evident film-grain and a tiny bit of damage here and there - to be expected with a cheapie film of this age. Colors are decently skin tone, but a little faded. Overall: The Second Coming of Eva is fun old-fashioned pornography that's safe for sensitive couples or nostalgia eroticism thrill seekers. It's not a good movie at any means, but if you want to spank your monkey off to 1970s porno chic. Then check it out. It's a lot better than other films from that era.
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