Mame (1974)

Lucille Ball: Mame Dennis

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• Mame : Could you be persuaded to have a drink, dear?

  Vera Charles : Well, maybe just a TINY triple!

• Young Patrick : Can I slide down the banister?

  Mame : Well, why not.

  Young Patrick : My father would never let me.

  Mame : That's too bad. You must come from a dreadful family.

  Young Patrick : I only have one relative in the whole world.

  Mame : Oh, really, dear? And who is that?

  Young Patrick : You.

  Agnes : That's right.

  Mame : Who are you?

  Agnes : Agnes Gooch.

  Mame : That's impossible. You aren't coming until tomorrow. Your telegram clearly said December 1, and this is November 31. And everyone knows that thirty days hath September, April, June, and Nov - . Oh my GOD. I'm your Auntie Mame.