Holiday on the Buses (1973)

Bob Grant: Jack Harper

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• Jack : Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?

  Stan Butler : Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.

• Jack : I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.

  Stan Butler : What mystery tour?

  Jack : You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.

  Stan Butler : Oh that mystery tour.

• Stan Butler : Have you had it off with her yet?

  Inspector 'Blakey' Blake : How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.

  Stan Butler : 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.

  Jack : That's the best part of him!

• Jack : Ere, what do you like?

  Red Cross Nurse : You know, a bit of the old shake, rattle and roll.

  Jack : That can easily be arranged, why not come with me then. Old Blakey wont teach you anything, not here or anywhere else!