Black Belt Jones (1974)

Jim Kelly: Black Belt Jones

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Quotes 

• Pinky : Who the fuck hit me?

  Black Belt Jones : Batman, muthafucka!

• Sydney : I wouldn't jam with you if my life depended on it.

  Black Belt Jones : Well, I'll be a sonofabitch.

  Sydney : Yes, Mr. Jones. I know what I've got. If you want it, you gotta take it.

  Black Belt Jones : Take it? I could do that. But, I don't need no woman that badly.

  Sydney : [strikes Black Belt across the face]  What's the matter? You a faggot?

  Black Belt Jones : Hey!

  Sydney : [strikes Black Belt again]  Why you henhouse. My cookie would kill you.

  Black Belt Jones : I'm gonna make you sweat. One way...

  Sydney : Come on.

  Black Belt Jones : And then the other.

• Black Belt Jones : No, no, you stay here till I get back. Do those dishes or something.

  Sydney : [points revolver at rack of dirty dishes and fires six shots]  They're done!

• Toppy : You be the good guy and I'll be the bad guy, right.

  Black Belt Jones : Right on.

• Sydney : What's happening?

  Black Belt Jones : Pinky grabbed Quincy.

• Pinky : What's holdin' you up, black butt?

  Black Belt Jones : [to Sydney]  I better go before Aunt Jemima freaks out.

• Black Belt Jones : Hey, hey, let's go to McDonalds!

• Black Belt Jones : The cover's blown and Tuna's got the jaws.

• Black Belt Jones : Don't believe that bull shit about niggers being invisible.

• Black Belt Jones : I'll talk to him.

  Toppy : That nigga's ears don't work!

  Black Belt Jones : He's just lonely. I'll talk with him.