David Jason credited as playing...
Blanco
- Fletch: Didn't one governor let you grow grapes?
- Blanco: Aye, that's right - they were over there. I'd read all about them and I knew I could grow grapes. Bloomin' marvel, they were. Course they made me pack it in.
- Fletch: How come?
- Blanco: Grapes make wine, don't they?
- Fletch: Oh, really? I always used potato peelings and anti-freeze myself!
- Blanco: We managed to put down a dozen bottles before they tumbled us.
- Fletch: Good drop was it?
- Blanco: Well, in the wine stakes, I don't suppose it were a classic, but to a man who hadn't had a drink in eleven years, Chateau Slade was the finest drop in the land...