Aleksandr Demyanenko nel ruolo di...
Shurik
- Ivan the Terrible: I had a man Iike you. He made wings.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Well?
- Ivan the Terrible: What do you mean, well? I put him on a gun-powder barrel. It made him fly! Ha-ha!
- Ivan the Terrible: Taste it from my cup.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Why?
- Ivan the Terrible: Go on, taste it...
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: You think I want to poison you? We don't do that any more, and in our day, you'd sooner get poisoned with canned food, than vodka.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: No, no. I don't drink. I don't drink, Ivan Vassilyevich. Thank you.
- Ivan the Terrible: Don't you have any respect for me?
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: For God's sake, Ivan Vassilyevich!
- Ivan the Terrible: Then drink.
- Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva: Oh, Shurik! Your apparatus is going to kiII you!
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: My apparatus, Zinochka, wiII make me famous. And you, too.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: My woman eloped today with her lover, Yakin, to the Caucasus.
- Ivan the Terrible: You are kidding? Did you send men to catch them? When they catch them, first thing have Yakin impaled, and then...
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: What do you care about my relations with my wife? It's none of your business whether we're divorcing or not. That's our personal matter.
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: No, that's a public matter. Your divorces lower our indices.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: What do you want from me?
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Wait until the end of the quarter. Then you may divorce as much as you like.
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Alexander Sergeyevich, where is the wall?
- George Miloslavsky: What is it? What's going on? There was a wall here!
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Timofeyev, you will answer for it in court. Inventing such a machine!
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Go to hell with your wall!
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Half a flat has vanished.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: No big deal.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: I can't wait! Let's go back into the past and see the ancient Moscow!
- Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: What are you saying, Timofeyev? Before seeing the ancient Moscow, get a permission from the authorities!
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: I'm in a hurry myself. I must rescue those two, as well. What's going to happen to them?
- Ivan the Terrible: They'll be beheaded, that's all.
- Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: That's all?
- Ivan the Terrible: To hell with them!