The Unholy Rollers (1972)
Louis Quinn: Mr. Stern
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Quotes
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Mr. Stern : Go tell the Voice of America to send that new broad in.
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Mr. Stern : You see. You see what I mean about showmanship? That's why I'm the boss. I know about showmanship. That's why you're just my son-in-law. You don't know nothin' about showmanship. Now, that broad, she knows about showmanship!
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Mr. Stern : Okay, the Queen of the Lunatics is number one. Who have we got for number two?
Marshall : How about Little Debbie? She's really been working hard.
Mr. Stern : No, no, no. What's the name of that black broad from Fresno?
Marshall : Beverly Brayton?
Mr. Stern : Yeah, look, you call Seymour in Fresno. Tell him to put her on the bus tomorrow.
Marshall : Yeah, but, is she good enough?
Mr. Stern : Good enough, bad enough. Who cares?
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Karen Walker : You think the next time you come barging in here, you could knock first?
Mr. Stern : When you pay the rent, you don't have to knock.
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Mr. Stern : For your information, young lady, those seats have been filled for 35 years.
Karen Walker : Yeah! Because they come to see the likes of me! Not your little Beverly or any of the other broads. They come to see a star!
Mr. Stern : They come to see who they come to see! Here, cover yourself up, you're gonna catch cold. Look, Miss Terrific, you go up there and start skating and get this through your head, you're not skating to please you, you're not skating to please them up there, you're skating to please me!
Karen Walker : Just who the hell do you think you are?
Mr. Stern : I'm the guy that signs your checks! Get up there and do what you're told for a change.
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Mr. Stern : I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
Karen Walker : Maybe if I lifted my shirt, you could see better.
Mr. Stern : I'm gonna keep my eye on you so close you're gonna feel my eyelashes on that shirt of yours!
Karen Walker : Alright, then, you just watch! You just come up here and watch, because I'm gonna show you something you've never seen before!
