Please Don't Eat My Mother! (1973)

Dick Burns: Guy in Park

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• Guy in Park : Look at these plants!

  Henry Fudd : Well, that's enough plant gazing. Uh, you, ma'm, stand over there, and you, you're fine right there. Now, when I say "go", I want you to take three steps, and you don't have to say "May I?".

  Guy in Park : Why? What are you going to do?

  Henry Fudd : Nothing; you just trust me. Alright, go.

  [the couple takes three steps to Adam and Eve on "go"] 

  Adam : [he and Eve finish eating the couple]  Yeah, not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad--hey, what about Henry?

  Eve : Nope. No, dear. Not Henry.

  Adam : Well, he kind of looks like Adam.

  Eve : Uh-huh.

  Adam : Yeah, look at him.

  [chuckles] 

  Eve : I think you misunderstood the story, darling. I really do. I don't think you got...

  Adam : What the hell are you saying, dear?

  [gags] 

  Eve : Oh, careful, dear. Try resting for a while.

  Adam : Yeah, yeah.

  Eve : Thank you, Henry, for now.