Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (1971 TV Movie)
Jim Henson: Kermit, King Rupert the Second, Garth
Quotes
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Sir Robin the Brave : I'm valiant and daring/And noble of bearing,/Couragous and gallant,/A mountain of talent./No wonder folks curtsy and wave/I'm Robin, Sir Robin, the Brave.
Kermit : You're also a frog.
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Kermit : A frog does not dog-paddle!
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Kermit : Will you stop talking about the princess? You know, she's not even green.
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Princess Melora : Oh! I want to quee the been!
King Rupert the Second : My dear, if it were up to me, you could quee all the beans you wanted to... whatever that means.
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King Rupert the Second : You mean he was the toad prince all along?
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King Rupert the Second : I'm sorry, but if you're really my sister, I'm afraid I need proof.
Taminella : Well, all right, good King Rupert the Second. What was the name of your father?
King Rupert the Second : King Rupert the First!
Taminella : So was mine!
King Rupert the Second : Sister!
Taminella : Brother!
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Princess Melora : The hane! The hane! Hurry! The candle of her hane!
Robin the Frog : That's it! It's not bake the hall in the candle of her brain. It's break the ball in the handle of her cane.
[He bites Taminella on the arm making her drop her cane and the ball in it's handle to break spilling purple slime on the ground]
Aunt Taminella : [after her noble gown turns back to ragged clothing] My power! You've destroyed my power!
[she sinks to the ground and turns into a bird and flys away]
Robin the Frog : She turned into a bird!
King Rupert the Second : Now, what would my sister want to go and do that for?
Princess Melora : You see, father, she never was your sister. She was an evil witch. But now her power is destroyed.
King Rupert the Second : Daughter! I can understand you now!
Princess Melora : Yes! My spell is broken.
King Rupert the Second : My daughter's spell is broken!
[everyone cheers]
Kermit : But yours isn't yet.
Robin the Frog : She still has to kiss me.
