- Inspector Calhoun: Russell Square tube station?
- Detective Sergeant Rogers: What...? Uh, yes sir.
- Inspector Calhoun: Panovsky.
- Detective Sergeant Rogers: Sir?
- Inspector Calhoun: Panovsky. Uh... Sauerkraut Panovsky.
- Detective Sergeant Rogers: Sir?
- Inspector Calhoun: Uh... Panovsky or something... a grocer from Kilburn. Look him up.
- Detective Sergeant Rogers: Missing person, sir?
- Inspector Calhoun: No, Who's Who... twit. A grocer from Kilburn is automatically a missing person.
- Inspector Calhoun: [shouting between offices] Where's my tea ?
- W.P.C. Alice Marshall: [running into Calhoun's office] We've run out of tea bags Sir !
- Inspector Calhoun: Tea bags !
- W.P.C. Alice Marshall: Standard issue Sir.
- Inspector Calhoun: [dejectedly] Oh, tea bags it will have to be.
- [Last lines]
- Inspector Calhoun: Come one, get those kids out of here.
- The 'Man': [camera pulls back, distant muffled voice] Mind the doors !