- Juana Rios: What evil thing have you done to make dogs hate you?
- James Robertson: Ah, yes, now I remember. As a boy in Mexico I was captured by the Aztecs. Our favorite holiday dish was baked dog. I must say, it was quite good.
- Chris Robertson: You've never been in Mexico in your life except Tijuana.
- James Robertson: I'm a cat man myself. I never yet had a cat bark at me or take a chunk out of my ass.
- Chris Robertson: Put that away, it won't do any good.
- James Robertson: What do you mean? It's a 357 Magnum, it will go through the engine block of a car.