Chandler (1971)
Warren Oates: Chandler
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Katherine Creighton : What are you really?
Chandler : I'm a relic.
Katherine Creighton : I can see that. What do you do?
Chandler : I guarded computers. I was a certified rent-a-cop. It was a scenic job. You clock in, clock out. I got tired. Thought I'd go up to San Quentin, and strap myself into an electric chair.
Katherine Creighton : Except at San Quentin, it's the gas chamber.
Chandler : Right.
Katherine Creighton : Nothing ever works out.
Chandler : [chuckles] Of course not.
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Chandler : Emancipated women are such a pain in the ass.
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Katherine Creighton : There's a dead man in my room.
Chandler : Sure, okay.
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Chandler : Guys like me live forever. You ought to know that.
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Bernie Oakman : There's a female arriving tomorrow morning by train, 7:48am. Caucasian. French. Brown hair. Height: 5 feet three and a quarter. Weight: 103 pounds. Appendix scar.
Chandler : Who does your research?
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Katherine Creighton : How about her portfolio?
Chandler : Silicone.
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Chandler : Who else loves you?
Katherine Creighton : No one. Except you, whoever you are.
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Katherine Creighton : Everybody wants to squeeze me. Even you.
Chandler : I'm not even going to try.
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Chandler : Why me?
Katherine Creighton : Why not?
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Chandler : We've been had, honey.
Katherine Creighton : What can we do?
Chandler : I don't know. Nothing. Something.
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Chandler : We're stuck. Here we are. Wherever that is.
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Chandler : What can I do for you, angel?
Angel Carter : How did you know my name? That my name was Angel, Angel Carter?