$ (1971)

Warren Beatty: Joe Collins

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• Sarge : I can't believe this. You're a heavyweight to pull off a million dollar caper, but foolish enough to get caught by a lightweight hustler like me?

  Joe Collins : Million-and-a-half, Sarge. One million and a half. That's how much that Dawn and I took from yours and the two other bank boxes.

  Sarge : Where is Dawn? Where is she?

  Joe Collins : Now?

  Sarge : Right now!

  Joe Collins : Gee, it looks like... she's where the money is!

• Dawn Divine : You are a victim of the establishment.

  Joe Collins : You're not?

  Dawn Divine : Don't be silly. I am the establishment. I'm for smoking and drinking and infidelity, money, and I go to church.

  Joe Collins : These guys are the establishment. These guys. Hidden money. Big money. That's the establishment. Right there. You're not one of 'em. You work for 'em! Everybody. Judges. Lawyers. Politicians. Even the banks. They work for 'em. All of us! We're all working for them.

• Joe Collins : Look. Just one time, if you could, please, just get it straight.

  Dawn Divine : I love it straight.

• Dawn Divine : Terrific! Rob one, rob 'em all! Rob the banks! Rob all the banks! Right on!

  Joe Collins : Wait a minute.

  Dawn Divine : Revolution! Woodstock!

  Joe Collins : Are you finished?

  Dawn Divine : Ho Chi Minh and a bottle of gin! Whoops!

  Joe Collins : Are you finished?

  Dawn Divine : Power to the people.

  Joe Collins : Finished?

  Dawn Divine : Finished.

• Dawn Divine : Get somebody else. I'm a born loser.

  Joe Collins : Ah, now come on, I want you.

  Dawn Divine : But, I'm not lucky.

  Joe Collins : Sometimes when people are unlucky by themselves, they're lucky together.

• Dawn Divine : He could have killed me too, you know?

  Joe Collins : That's right.

  Dawn Divine : I hate him!

  Joe Collins : Waste of time!

  Dawn Divine : I don't care! I could kill him!

  Joe Collins : Hey, stealing's a business, not a crusade.

• Dawn Divine : [into a phone]  Now?

  Joe Collins : [into the phone]  No. The bank is crowded.

  [Joe sees the Candy Man standing at the register near the vault] 

  Joe Collins : It's overcrowded.

  Dawn Divine : Fireworks started yet?

  [Joe sees the Candy Man walk past him and into the vault to his safety deposit box] 

  Joe Collins : Uh... that'll be any minute.

• [Sarge has his gun on Joe in the train cabin] 

  Sarge : [as he takes away Joe's suitcase]  Stay where you are! Up! You ought to be ashamed at yourself. Jesus, boy... you work for the bank! You're supposed to protect their money!

  [feels around the suitcase] 

  Sarge : All right, where's the key?

  [Joe laughs slightly] 

  Sarge : The key!

  Joe Collins : [continuing to laugh]  Uh... you're not going to believe this...

  Sarge : That's right!

  [Sarge pulls out a switchblade knife and cuts into the suitcase cutting open a large hole, he feels inside and pulls out a bottle of champaigne and throws the suitcase back at Joe who has stopped laughing] 

  Sarge : Count it!

  Joe Collins : Well, I know how much there is. Your share is...

  [Joe is suprised when he pulls out of the cut open suitcase crumbled newspaper with fish wrapped up in it] 

  Joe Collins : Uh... Sarge? We've been had!

  Sarge : Shut up.

  Joe Collins : As I said, your share of this is around $765,000.

  Sarge : Shut up!

  Joe Collins : What? You think I lugged this goddamn thing across Germany just for the exercise?

  Sarge : SHUT UP!

• Joe Collins : Don't you ever take your clothes off to do it?

  Dawn Divine : Oh, you're so square.

• Joe Collins : Until this is over, no booze, no grass, no pills, and no men.

• Dawn Divine : I might be ignorant, but, I'm not stupid.

  Joe Collins : Wait a minute, did I say you were stupid? I'm not even sure you're ignorant.

  Dawn Divine : Well, I am.

• Joe Collins : Just take your time, George. Take your time.

  Mr. Kessel : There's no time to take our time.

• Dawn Divine : Oh! Oh! Oh, God. Um! Wow.

  Joe Collins : Is it all right?

  Dawn Divine : Oh, yeah! Hey, do you think there's any connection between crime and sex?