The Chastity Belt (1972)

Royce Mills: Knotweed

Quotes 

• [Lurkalot is making up some potion in his Laboratory as he speaks to the naive, mentally deficient Knot Weed De Custard] 

  Knotweed : [pointing]  What's that?

  Lurkalot : That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.

  Knotweed : Well. What's that?

  Lurkalot : Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.

  Knotweed : Going where?

  Lurkalot : Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.

  Knotweed : Do What?

  Lurkalot : [exasperated]  Rattle.

• [Knotweed is clearly impressed with the bold, if camp, Merry Men of Sherwwod Forest] 

  Knotweed : Aren't they magnificent. You know Lurkalot I must confess I'm bent on joining them.

  Lurkalot : I've got a feeling you'll have to be.

• Knotweed : [to Sir Coward]  This doesn't sound like you at all!

  Lurkalot : [Leans closer to Sir Coward, and pulls a hookah from under the cloak]  I thought so! He's been smoking this all the way home!