Kenneth Tobey credited as playing...
Deputy Mike
- [the deputy is holding one of the school's girls at gunpoint as Billy Jack approaches]
- Deputy: Now you drop that gun or I'll shoot her!
- Deputy: [long pause] I'm not gonna ask you again.
- Billy Jack: You won't have to.
- Deputy: What?
- Billy Jack: I said shoot her.
- Deputy: [cocks revolver] You'd kill her? just like that?
- Billy Jack: [shakes his head] You'll kill her.
- [points his rifle]
- Billy Jack: And then I'll kill you. Just like that.
- Deputy: Alright. Where's the father?
- Barbara: *Where's* the father? That's funny! I don't even know who the father *is*!
- Deputy: What's *that* supposed to mean?
- Barbara: It means, concerned father, that I was passed around by so many of those phony maharishi types, who kept telling me that love is beautiful and all of that bullshit - In other words, concerned father, I got balled by so many guys, I don't know if the father's gonna be white, Indian, Mexican, or *black*.
- Sheriff Cole: Hey Mike.
- Deputy: Yeah?
- Sheriff Cole: How much are the dog food companies paying for mustang meat now?
- Deputy: Six cents a pound. Why?
- Sheriff Cole: Oh nothin'. I was just wondering if Barbara would think it was worth it.