Clark Howat credited as playing...
Sheriff Cole
- Sheriff Cole: Jean, they wanna know where Billy is.
- Jean: Who ever knows where Billy is?
- Sheriff Cole: Well, you must have some way of getting in touch with him when you need him for emergencies.
- Jean: Whenever we want Billy, we just contact him Indian style.
- Sheriff Cole: What does that mean?
- Jean: We just want him and somehow he shows up!
- Sheriff Cole: Hey Mike.
- Deputy: Yeah?
- Sheriff Cole: How much are the dog food companies paying for mustang meat now?
- Deputy: Six cents a pound. Why?
- Sheriff Cole: Oh nothin'. I was just wondering if Barbara would think it was worth it.
- Barbershop customer: Hey Cole, when you gonna do somethin' about those long-haired weirdos - before or after they start burnin' their draft cards?
- Barber: Naw, he's waitin' for some of *our* kids start goin' out there and smokin' pot, ain't ya, Cole?
- Sheriff Cole: Nope. Soon as I finish my shine I'm goin' outside and shoot three or four of 'em, show 'em who's boss.