Eric Idle: Prosecutor, Marriage Counselor, Arthur Nudge, Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks), 'Hell's Grannies' analyst, Arthur Wilson, Arthur Wilson Two, Nightclub Emcee, Linkman, First General, Restaurant Manager, Lingerie Shop Owner, Accountant #1 (falling past the window), Fairy Godmother, Rita Fairbanks, Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris, Mountie, Lady With Cookbook
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Self-Defense teacher : Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!
Self-Defense student #2 : Suppose he's got a bunch?
Self-Defense teacher : SHUT UP!
Self-Defense student #4 : Suppose he's got a pointed stick?
Self-Defense teacher : ...SHUT UP!
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Worker 1 : [man falls past window] Did you see that?
Worker 2 : Hmm?
Worker 1 : Somebody just went past that window, downwards!
Worker 2 : Oh.
Worker 1 : [imitating Worker 2] Oh!
[another man falls]
Worker 1 : Another one!
Worker 2 : Hmm?
Worker 1 : Two people have just fallen past that window!
Worker 2 : Oh.
Worker 1 : Look, two people
[another man falls]
Worker 1 : , three people have just fallen past that window!
Worker 2 : Must be a board meeting.
Worker 1 : Oh, yeah.
[another man falls]
Worker 1 : That was Wilkins, of finance.
Worker 2 : No, that was Robertson.
Worker 1 : Wilkins!
Worker 2 : It was Robertson!
Worker 1 : [another man falls] That was Wilkins.
Worker 2 : Oh, yeah.
Worker 1 : Be Parkinson next.
Worker 2 : I bet you it won't.
Worker 1 : How much? How much do you bet it won't? Fiver? Right. Done. You're on. Parkinson next. Come on, Parky!
Worker 2 : Don't be silly, Parky.
Worker 1 : Come on, Parkinson!
Worker 2 : Don't be stupid, man!
Worker 1 : Come on, man, jump!
Voice : [reading a letter] Dear sir, I would like to complain about that last scene about people falling off tall buildings. I myself have worked all my life in such a building,
[resumes writing]
Voice : and... have... never... once... AAHHHH!
[he falls off]
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Emcee : Thank you, thank you, Conrad Poohs and his exploding teeth! A smile, two fangs, and an "excuse me!"
