Myra Breckinridge (1970)

George Furth: Charlie Flager, Jr.

Quotes 

• Charlie Flager Jr. : It's a goddamn disgrace, Buck. A man can't take his family to the movies without seeing some kind of filth.

  Buck Loner : Yeah, yeah, I know. Now, listen, Charlie. You gotta get this bitch off my neck. She's making my life a living hell. Maybe you could plant drugs on her.

  Charlie Flager Jr. : I mean filth, Buck! I saw this picture where people were fornicating. Fornicating!

  Buck Loner : You mean, uh, really doing it?

  Charlie Flager Jr. : God's honest truth, Buck. I've seen it three times!

• Charlie Flager Jr. : The point is, can you prove you were married, that's all!

  Myra Breckinridge : Proof will arrive before the end of the week in the person of Dr Randolph Spencer Montag.

  Charlie Flager Jr. : Montag? The great dental psychiatrist?

• Buck Loner : Corrupting our youth!

  Charlie Flager Jr. : I've seen things, Buck, that would turn your stomach. It's not your basic naked women or the fornication. It's the fags, the dykes and every kind of perversion.