- Go-Go Dancer #1: Do you know how to catch one of us topless dancers?
- Go-Go Dancer #2: I'll tell you. With a booby trap!
- Pregnant Girl: You know, Ma, I think the boys are beginning to notice me a little.
- Pregnant Girl's Mother: That's nice, dear.
- The Cannibal: [after having sex with a white man] Well, Trader Horn. How do you like exploring in the African bush?
- [a woman with three bra cups walks past]
- Miss Nymphet: [to the camera] That's nothing. You ought to see what she has two of.
- Audrey's Friend: This is the dullest party I've ever been too.
- Audrey: Then why don't you leave?
- Audrey's Friend: Well, I would... but I can't find my clothes!
- [the camera zooms out to reveal a fully nude Audrey and her friend sitting on the floor while there is a full orgy around them]
- Various roles: [after having sex] Gee willikers! I didn't think anything as exciting as this would happen to me until I was at least 16 years old!
- [first lines]
- [a young woman completely removes all her clothing while standing before a man with a notepad]
- Various roles: I can't give you an order right now... but thanks for showing me your lines.
- Miss Nymphet: My name is Miss Nympho... uh, I mean Miss Nymphet. And we have a lot of exciting and unusual things to show you.
- Miss Nymphet: For you students of sociology or anthropology or political science or even English literature, I have an important observation for you: isn't watching this a heck of a lot nicer then studying?
- Audrey's Friend: Anyway Audrey, I finally decided to do something about Jim and his needs. So last night when I came home, I walked into the bedroom where he was and told him, "right now, don't wait... take off my dress!"
- Audrey: Did he?
- Audrey's Friend: He did. Then I told him "take off my shoes and stockings"... and he took those off. And then I told him "take off my bra".
- Audrey: Well... did he?
- Audrey's Friend: Yes. And then finally I said, "take off my panties."
- Audrey: Then what?
- Audrey's Friend: Then I told him, "if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm getting a divorce!"
- Audrey: [silly musical fanfare] Eww!