Miss Nymphet's Zap-In (1970)

Mary Jane Shippen: Audrey's Friend, Various roles

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Quotes 

• Audrey's Friend : This is the dullest party I've ever been too.

  Audrey : Then why don't you leave?

  Audrey's Friend : Well, I would... but I can't find my clothes!

  [the camera zooms out to reveal a fully nude Audrey and her friend sitting on the floor while there is a full orgy around them] 

• Audrey's Friend : Anyway Audrey, I finally decided to do something about Jim and his needs. So last night when I came home, I walked into the bedroom where he was and told him, "right now, don't wait... take off my dress!"

  Audrey : Did he?

  Audrey's Friend : He did. Then I told him "take off my shoes and stockings"... and he took those off. And then I told him "take off my bra".

  Audrey : Well... did he?

  Audrey's Friend : Yes. And then finally I said, "take off my panties."

  Audrey : Then what?

  Audrey's Friend : Then I told him, "if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm getting a divorce!"

  Audrey : [silly musical fanfare]  Eww!