M*A*S*H (1970) Poster

(1970)

John Schuck: Capt. 'Painless' Waldowski

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Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, David Arkin, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Fred Williamson, Roger Bowen, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) John Schuck in MASH (1970) Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Bud Cort, Elliott Gould, David Arkin, Kim Atwood, Timothy Brown, Gary Burghoff, Dawne Damon, Corey Fischer, Danny Goldman, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Donald Sutherland, Rene Auberjonois, Corey Fischer, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Robert Duvall, Bud Cort, Timothy Brown, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) David Arkin, Roger Bowen, Gary Burghoff, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, David Arkin, Timothy Brown, Corey Fischer, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Bud Cort, Elliott Gould, Rene Auberjonois, Timothy Brown, Dawne Damon, Corey Fischer, Danny Goldman, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) John Schuck in MASH (1970) Robert Duvall, Bud Cort, Rene Auberjonois, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) Tom Skerritt, Donald Sutherland, Bud Cort, Elliott Gould, Kim Atwood, Rene Auberjonois, Timothy Brown, Corey Fischer, Danny Goldman, Carl Gottlieb, and John Schuck in MASH (1970) John Schuck in MASH (1970)

Quotes 

  • Painless : [lining up during football game]  All right, Bub, your fuckin' head is coming right off.

    [the first use of the word "fuck" in a major motion picture] 

  • Painless : I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.

    Hawkeye Pierce : And you wanted to be faithful to them. Baby, you are 7,000 miles from home, you're...

    Painless : Well anyway, I took her out and... And I failed.

    Hawkeye Pierce : You mean she wouldn't put out for you, eh?

    Painless : No, she wanted to in the worst way but it was me. I just couldn't.

    Hawkeye Pierce : Oh you couldn't...?

    Painless : No, it just wasn't happening...

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