M*A*S*H (1970)

James B. Douglas: Col. Wallace C. Merril

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• Col. Wallace C. Merril : All right! I demand an explanation.

  Hawkeye Pierce : Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater.

  Col. Wallace C. Merril : [taken aback]  Dirty old man? I'm Colonel Merrill.

  Hawkeye Pierce : I don't care if you're Jack Armstrong, the All-American Boy. If this kid's chest gets infected, I will tell the congressman who did it.