M*A*S*H (1970)
Fred Williamson: Dr. Oliver 'Spearchucker' Jones
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Quotes
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Colonel Blake : [to Spearchucker Jones at the football practice] I had another idea. I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays...
Spearchucker : If you don't mind, I took the liberty.
Colonel Blake : Oh, you have...
Spearchucker : I drew up about seven or eight plays. I figure that's about all this bunch can handle.
Colonel Blake : Oh, these are good. These are very good. Uh, what are these little arrows?
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Colonel Blake : All right, men, we're not here to sell lemonade. We're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker. Is it all right to call you that?
Spearchucker : Call me whatever you want to.
Colonel Blake : Good. Well, I just want you to know that we're all the same here on the playing field.
[pause]
Colonel Blake : Uh, officers and enlisted men alike.
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Cpl. Judson : Bastard, 88, called me a coon.
Spearchucker : Called you a what?
Cpl. Judson : Coon.
Spearchucker : OK, that's an old pro trick, to get you thrown out of the ball game.
Cpl. Judson : Well...
Spearchucker : Why don't you do the same thing to him?
Cpl. Judson : What, call him a coon?
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Spearchucker : I want to make sure the oozing is checked before I close up.
Duke Forrest : Damn perfectionist.
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Colonel Blake : I think it's important we go over the three basic principles: organization, discipline, and team work.
Spearchucker : Excuse me, but do you mind if we limber up first?
Colonel Blake : Oh, th-that's a good idea. You organize that.
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Hawkeye Pierce : Duke?
Duke Forrest : [in the middle of a brain operation with Spearchucker] Uh... what is it?
Hawkeye Pierce : Henry's got our orders. We can go home.
Duke Forrest : Right now?
Spearchucker : Anytime! Whenever we want.
Spearchucker : [to Duke] You mind if we get out of this guy's brain first?
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Colonel Blake : [blows whistle] Alright, men! we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker to our team. It is okay to call you that?
Spearchucker : Call me whatever you want to.
Colonel Blake : Good. Well, I just want you to know that we're all the same here on the playing field. Officers and men alike.