The Boys in the Band (1970)

Robert La Tourneaux: Cowboy Tex

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Quotes 

• Cowboy : I lost my grip doing my chin-ups and fell on my heels and twisted my back.

  Emory : You shouldn't wear heels when you do chin-ups!

• Cowboy : I'm not a steal. I cost twenty dollars.

• Cowboy : [about long distance calls]  I'm glad I don't have to pay the bill!

  Michael : Quiet!

  Harold : Oh, don't worry, Michael won't pay it either.

• Michael : [about the cowboy]  How much was he Emory?

  Emory : A STEAL!

  Michael : A ham sandwich. Fifty cents, any time of the day or night.

  Harold : [about Michael]  KING... of the pig people!

  Cowboy : I'm not a steal. I cost twenty dollars.

• [repeated line] 

  Cowboy : Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Harold, happy birthday to you!