The Trouble with Girls (1969)

Joyce Van Patten: Maude

Quotes 

• Maude : I never eat anything that will bloat me.

• Maude : Goose fat! Geese are the worst animals in the world. Nothing they have to give is good for anything. I suppose some of you are wondering why I didn't notice that I was being covered with goose fat. Well, it wasn't my job. Plus, it was cold! Plus, I had goose flesh about this whole thing right from the beginning. Plus, when I set out for France I was so busy trying to figure out what direction France was in that I didn't notice that they were covering me with goose fat! A lesson learned. Anyway, those of you that are planning on your longer dips now, believe me, axle grease may be a little hard to get off but it gives you much better protection than your inferior animal fats.