- Marty: My mother always said I'd marry two men.
- Taylor: Ah, only two?
- Marty: Yes, but at the same time.
- Taylor: At the same time? She said that?
- Marty: No, it's my own idea. It's a secret desire, I confess it. I wouldn't live with both.
- Taylor: No?
- Marty: No, I'd divide my time. I'd have one one week and the other the next.
- Taylor: Very nice. I'm just thinking what my mother would say.
- Bert: She would find it... somewhat irregular.
- Taylor: Somewhat irregular? God.