Moon Zero Two (1969)

James Olson: Bill Kemp

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Quotes 

• Kemp : I'm always at a disadvantage when I haven't got any clothes on.

  Hostess : [aside]  I never noticed...

• Kemp : I'm a space pilot, not a mechanically-minded wet nurse.

• [disgusted by his drink] 

  Kemp : What did you call this, pampas punch? It tastes like Tijuana brass polish.

• [Kemp pours a drink on his phone when he notices it's ringing] 

  Harry : That's no way to treat a phone, friend.

  Kemp : I bought it a drink; what more can a man do?

  Harry : A gentleman wants a word with you.

  Kemp : You can tell him to go to hell instead.

  Harry : Mr. Hubbard wants to see you.

  Kemp : Old "Hundred Percent" Hubbard?

  [Harry nods] 

  Kemp : Why didn't you say so? He can go 100% to hell.

• Kemp : If we're gonna play, we're gonna play by my rules!

  [flips the artificial gravity switch, so the bar fight is now happening in slow motion] 

• Clem : All space travel is just a big way of getting out of the house on a Saturday evening.

  Kemp : Well, if you don't have anything better to do.