The Magic Christian (1969)
Ringo Starr: Youngman Grand
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Quotes
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Youngman Grand, Esq. : Dad, do you think words corrupt?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : I don't know, let's try. Agnes?
Dame Agnes Grand : [looks up from the television] Yes?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : Nipple.
Dame Agnes Grand : Shh!
[turns back to the television]
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : [watches her a moment] Well, there's no immediate physical change.
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Sir John : [Oxford has just purposely rammed Cambridge, at the annual Boat Race] It would never have happened in my day!
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : Nor mine!
Youngman Grand, Esq. : Well, it's happenin' in mine!
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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : [as he and Youngman admire a painting] I like school of Rembrandt.
Youngman Grand, Esq. : St. Rembrandt's High.
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Hamlet : [Laurence Harvey, onstage] "To be..."
Youngman Grand, Esq. : [loud enough to be heard, turning to Sir Guy] I've seen it.
Hamlet : "Or not to be... that is the question."
Youngman Grand, Esq. : Shakespeare, right?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : [whispers, eyes toward the stage] Right, and double right.
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Youngman Grand, Esq. : You're certainly puttin' everybody on today, Dad.
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : Well, you know, Youngman, sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well. A little bit of the old pause.
Youngman Grand, Esq. : Cause for pause?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : Yes.
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Hon. Esther Grand : [as all hell breaks loose, aboard the Magic Christian] Youngman, what IS going on?
Youngman Grand, Esq. : [innocently] Ship's concert, I shouldn't wonder.
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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE : [speaking with the Oxford crew, before the annual Boat Race] We have come here, in fact, to make you a very interesting offer...
Youngman Grand, Esq. : ...of money.
Oxford crew : [as the whole crew laughs] I think... I think they're trying to bribe us!
Oxford coach : [giving a matter-of-fact look] They ARE.