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Quotes
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Shoemaker : Bianca o nera?
Fred Ferguson : Tan! Y'understand tan?
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Fred Ferguson : How come the American Express Tour gets salad and we don't?
Jenny Grant : Well, they're deluxe. We're only first class.
Jack Harmon : I just met a fellow from the Cook's Tour. They had steak last night.
John Marino : They got their own private john, right on the bus, with free Kleenex.
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Woman Posing for Photographer : This free day gives me just the chance I need to catch up on my correspondence.
Fred Ferguson : Don't tell them the truth. Let them think we're having fun.
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Fred Ferguson : Now, you're dead sure this is the right place? Number-o thirty-one-o? No mistake-o?
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London Saleswoman : Our cute, cool and kooky number.
Shelly Ferguson : Oh, wow, is that ever in.
Fred Ferguson : No, Shelly, it is definitely out.
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Edna Ferguson : It's taking so long. Can't you get there from here?
Shelly Ferguson : I feel like I was born on this bus.
Fred Ferguson : I feel like I died on it.