The First Time (1969)

Rickey Kelman: Mike

Quotes 

• Tommy : Before he leaves tonight, we ought to do something really special, you know, something he can remember.

  Mike : How about burning down the school?

  Tommy : Come on, Mike, be serious. Let's do something really groovy for him.

• Tommy : [on the phone]  Kenny, listen, you wouldn't believe this place. We got a giant suite, we got a shower inside the bathtub, we got everything!

  Kenny : Oh, that sounds fantastic!

  Mike : We just ordered room service.

  Tommy : Yeah, and they told us that they'd give us clean sheets every morning on the beds.

• Mike : How 'bout that, huh?

  Kenny : Yeah, she's neat.

  Tommy : Don't you think she's a little too old for you guys?

  Mike : Not for me!

• Mike : Hey, what kind of girl are you gonna get?

  Tommy : I don't know. Let me think about it. I like 'em slinky and slender.

  Mike : Slinky and slender?

  Tommy : Yeah. I like 'em with red hair too.

  Mike : In other words, you like a skinny red head.

  Tommy : I didn't say skinny. I said slender.

  Mike : To each his own.

  Tommy : What kind do you like?

  Mike : Blonde. A nice little blonde. Like that one over there.

  Tommy : You like 'em plump, huh?

  Mike : Plump? She's not plump. She's not skinny, that's all.

  Tommy : You know, I don't even care if she's got green hair - just as long as she's got everything else.

  Mike : Right!

• Kenny : Don't you know?

  Mike : Of course he doesn't. This is probably his first time with a girl.

  Tommy : It is not. I just know it's gonna be great with the three of us being together and all.

• Tommy : I'd just like to know what we're doing, smuggling someone across the border. I mean, I thought we came here to get a girl.

  Mike : What does she look like? A giraffe?

• Tommy : She wants to go across the border with us. If you ask me, I think she's a Russian! She's just using us to get her across the border.

  Kenny : Did you ever see a Russian who looked like that?

  Mike : Does she talk like a Russian?

  Tommy : You know who she's probably calling right now?

  Mike : Yeah, she's probably canceling another appointment thinking to make more off of us, huh?

  Tommy : Mike! She's probably calling up her contact, "Look, I got three dumb nuts to smuggle me across the border."

• Anna : Boston.

  Kenny : Boston.

  Anna : Boston.

  Mike : Boston.

  Anna : Boston.

  Tommy : Boston!

  Anna : Boston.