Carry on Again Doctor (1969)
Charles Hawtrey: Doctor Ernest Stoppidge
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Quotes
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Frederick Carver : Ahh this is the new kidney case.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Yes Mr Bean.
Frederick Carver : Ahh, Kidney Bean.
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Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : ...there have been several incidents with nurses.
Frederick Carver : Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!
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Miss Fosdick : Excuse me, sir!
Frederick Carver : Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.
Miss Fosdick : I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.
Frederick Carver : It can wait.
Miss Fosdick : It's to see Mrs Moore sir.
Frederick Carver : and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Well I hope you both had a nice time.
Frederick Carver : I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.
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Nurse : She thinks every man is after her.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : [to the nurse] Well, we can't have her disturbing the rest of the patients like this.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : [to Miss. Armitage] Now come, come, Miss Armitage. We mustn't be a silly girl, must we?
Miss Armitage : [shouting] Keep back! Keep back!
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : You know me. I'm Doctor Stoppidge.
Miss Armitage : Hmph. You're all the same. You're only after one thing.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : No, no - that'd be quite untrue, Miss. Armitage. I only want to get you into bed.
Miss Armitage : [screaming] Get out of here, you sex maniacs!