Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Elliott Gould: Ted Henderson
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Quotes
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Ted Henderson : First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.
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Carol Sanders : If Bob says it's alright and Alice says it's alright and I say it's alright...
Ted Henderson : It just seems wrong.
Carol Sanders : Oh, it's not. Look, it's just nice feelings, it's something that we've never done before, it's physical fun! It's - it's just sex! Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
Ted Henderson : Well, I do feel aroused. I can't deny that.
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Ted Henderson : What are you doing Alice?
Alice Henderson : I'm getting undressed.
Carol Sanders : Alice, relax.
Alice Henderson : Oh! Relax!
Ted Henderson : Stop it, Alice
Alice Henderson : I am being honest! I am doing what I feel like doing!
Carol Sanders : Well, what do you feel like doing?
Alice Henderson : I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
Carol Sanders : And what is that?
Alice Henderson : Orgy! Have an orgy! Orgy! Orgy. Orgy! Orgy!
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Alice Henderson : Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?
Ted Henderson : Yeah.
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Bob Sanders : What do you feel about - my hair?
Ted Henderson : Your hair? Well, eh, your hair? I don't want to offend you; but, a majority of my day isn't spent in ruminating about your hair.
Carol Sanders : Be honest, Ted.
Ted Henderson : Your hair looks very good on you.
Carol Sanders : You're full of crap.
Bob Sanders : Cop out. That's what we call a cop out.
Carol Sanders : Yeah. That's a cop out, Ted.
Bob Sanders : Can't you feel? How do you feel about it?
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Ted Henderson : You know there's a double standard operating here and I'm not going to play that game. I am not going to do anything I don't want my wife to do.
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Bob Sanders : A toast - to Alice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, why me?
Bob Sanders : Huh? Because, you're nice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, hey, hey, here's a toast to Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice.
Ted Henderson : That's a good - I'll drink to us.
Bob Sanders : Us and horns!
Alice Henderson : Of the grooviest people I've ever known.
Ted Henderson : Hey, I'm really getting drunk, you know that? Crocked!
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Carol Sanders : I have no interests in sleeping with Ted.
Ted Henderson : I have no interests in sleeping with Carol.
Alice Henderson : Oh, you'd *love* to sleep with Carol!
Carol Sanders : Oh, Alice!
Alice Henderson : And you're dying to do it with Ted!
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Alice Henderson : I have such hostility for Bob, I cannot tell you.
Ted Henderson : I feel sorry for both of them.
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Ted Henderson : I'm upset for both of them, Alice, but I'm getting more upset for myself.
