Although the movie is saved by Dick Van Dyke and Edward G. Robinson, it is not nearly as entertaining as "A Thrill a Minute With Jack Albany" (original book title). The movie brought on smiles whereas the book had me laughing out loud. If you haven't seen the movie or read the book, watch the movie first. The hilarity will quadruple from the screen to the page. {Best that way instead of the reverse) If you plan on enjoying only one, then take the book over the film. An excellent job of converting what was written to the cinema. Dick Van Dyke was Jack Albany. No one else could come to mind when picturing the character. But I'm a sucker for most of Van Dyke's stuff. He's best playing some form of Rob Petrie, from Bye Bye Birdie to Some Kind of Nut.
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Classic Disney and Dick Van Dyke--Great Combo
wordsmith_5718 November 2008
Having grown up in the sixties, and having an older brother willing to take me to see the latest Disney movie, I'm surprised I never saw this one. Though it's from the late sixties, and the plot by today's standards is overdone and predicable, it's still a fun one to watch. Edward G. Robinson plays a tough mob boss, and has a gang of familiar character actors making up his mob: Mickey Shaughnessy, Henry Silva, Slim Pickens, to name a couple,who are out to steal a famous painting in order to create the heist so history will remember Robinson's character, Joe Smooth. Along comes Dick Van Dyke, mistaken for the ultimate killer, Ace Williams. A "B" actor, Van Dyke's character Jack manages to pull off the role. Throw in a captive art teacher, a sequence with Jack Elam as the real Ace Williams, and a hilarious chase in an art museum, and you've got an entertaining 99 minute film. Rated G, it's a family show, but watch it to enjoy Dick Van Dyke. He lends his talents admirably and shows why he remains one our funniest actors that came to grace both TV and the film industry. Classic Disney and Dick Van Dyke--you can't go wrong with that combo.
Could've been much greater
r96sk30 July 2020
'Never a Dull Moment' is worth watching, even if it could've been much greater.
First and foremost, Dick Van Dyke is very good in the role of Jack Albany. The film does have issues, but none of them are to do directly with Van Dyke - if anything, he is the thing stopping this from being bad; well, he and Edward G. Robinson (Leo).
The premise is decent, though the way it's portrayed is what cheapens the film in my eyes. It's more silly than serious, which probably works against it. The same story taken more proper would be way more enjoyable in my opinion, still with comedy in it but just with a sterner side to it.
It drags a tad at the end, nevertheless it's still a production I like.
First and foremost, Dick Van Dyke is very good in the role of Jack Albany. The film does have issues, but none of them are to do directly with Van Dyke - if anything, he is the thing stopping this from being bad; well, he and Edward G. Robinson (Leo).
The premise is decent, though the way it's portrayed is what cheapens the film in my eyes. It's more silly than serious, which probably works against it. The same story taken more proper would be way more enjoyable in my opinion, still with comedy in it but just with a sterner side to it.
It drags a tad at the end, nevertheless it's still a production I like.
Cultural Improvements
bkoganbing27 January 2007
Never A Dull Moment provided Hollywood icon Edward G. Robinson with the opportunity to do things. Add a Walt Disney movie to his list of screen credits and allow him to do a film about his passionate avocation, that of art collector.
Robinson combines it with the last of gangster roles, that of Leo Joseph Smooth, both gangster and art collector. Robinson is pretty much retired from the day to day business of running a criminal enterprise, kind of like Vito Corleone only he's pulling himself back in for one last go.
He has it mind to own a large mural that is being shipped to the United States for exhibit so he's going to steal it. With that in mind he hires a whole lot of his old gang back plus a couple of extra hands.
Which is where Dick Van Dyke comes in. For reasons I cannot fathom, Tony Bill mistakes actor Dick Van Dyke with hoodlum Jack Elam. To save his life Van Dyke goes along with the mistake for almost the entire run of the film as he's taken to Robinson's well guarded home. Van Dyke calls on all his acting skills to convince Robinson and his whole gang he's really a hoodlum.
Fortunately for him he meets up with Dorothy Provine who's an art teacher that Robinson hired to improve him culturally. The two of them have a whale of a time trying to get out before the caper comes off.
Never A Dull Moment has a few good laughs and also in Disney studio's tradition at that time, employs a nice range of film character actors who were finding less and less work as the studios were putting out less and less product for the big screen.
It does rest however on the weak premise that Dick Van Dyke could possibly be mistaken for Jack Elam. In that it's weak indeed.
Robinson combines it with the last of gangster roles, that of Leo Joseph Smooth, both gangster and art collector. Robinson is pretty much retired from the day to day business of running a criminal enterprise, kind of like Vito Corleone only he's pulling himself back in for one last go.
He has it mind to own a large mural that is being shipped to the United States for exhibit so he's going to steal it. With that in mind he hires a whole lot of his old gang back plus a couple of extra hands.
Which is where Dick Van Dyke comes in. For reasons I cannot fathom, Tony Bill mistakes actor Dick Van Dyke with hoodlum Jack Elam. To save his life Van Dyke goes along with the mistake for almost the entire run of the film as he's taken to Robinson's well guarded home. Van Dyke calls on all his acting skills to convince Robinson and his whole gang he's really a hoodlum.
Fortunately for him he meets up with Dorothy Provine who's an art teacher that Robinson hired to improve him culturally. The two of them have a whale of a time trying to get out before the caper comes off.
Never A Dull Moment has a few good laughs and also in Disney studio's tradition at that time, employs a nice range of film character actors who were finding less and less work as the studios were putting out less and less product for the big screen.
It does rest however on the weak premise that Dick Van Dyke could possibly be mistaken for Jack Elam. In that it's weak indeed.
Even if you can go back again, should you?
BobLib22 April 2001
After several years of phenomenal TV success counterbalanced with a movie career that ranged from good ("Bye Bye Birdie" "Mary Poppins") to so-so ("Fitzwilly") to Gawd-awful ("Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N."), Dick Van Dyke went back to Disney for the third time on four years for "Never a Dull Moment," with results that could best be described as mixed.
Now, whenever Hollywood decides to use this all-purpose title, as it had at least four times before, beware, as the film is generally duller that usual. "Never a Dull Moment," lives up to its title, thanks primarily to Van Dyke and a solid supporting cast. Edward G. Robinson, Dorothy Provine (just before her simultaneous retirement and marriage), Henry Silva, Tony Bill, Jack Elam, and Slim Pickens all do as well in their roles as the script permits.
And there's the rub. A.J. Crothers, although the Disney people used him several times, was never one of the more inspired writers of comedy, and his films with Disney suffer for it. The cast and director Jerry Paris, a Van Dyke Show veteran on both sides of the camera, give it their best, but a limp script keeps undoing all their efforts.
In short, you, and Van Dyke, could worse than "Never a Dull Moment," but you could do a whole lot better, too.
Now, whenever Hollywood decides to use this all-purpose title, as it had at least four times before, beware, as the film is generally duller that usual. "Never a Dull Moment," lives up to its title, thanks primarily to Van Dyke and a solid supporting cast. Edward G. Robinson, Dorothy Provine (just before her simultaneous retirement and marriage), Henry Silva, Tony Bill, Jack Elam, and Slim Pickens all do as well in their roles as the script permits.
And there's the rub. A.J. Crothers, although the Disney people used him several times, was never one of the more inspired writers of comedy, and his films with Disney suffer for it. The cast and director Jerry Paris, a Van Dyke Show veteran on both sides of the camera, give it their best, but a limp script keeps undoing all their efforts.
In short, you, and Van Dyke, could worse than "Never a Dull Moment," but you could do a whole lot better, too.
Cute, like the old mistaken identity comedies
HotToastyRag24 April 2022
I love seeing Edward G. Robinson in comedies. He's such a lovable guy, and when he smiles, it just lights up his whole face. In Never a Dull Moment, he plays a head honcho gangster. He and his cronies are awaiting a new arrival, but they accidentally pick up an actor who was merely practicing his lines and acting in character (as a gangster) off the set. Dick Van Dyke plays the poor actor, who at first thinks it's funny that he's really coming across as a hitman, but soon realizes he's in far over his head.
In addition to classic gangster jokes and mistaken identity set-ups, the rest of the movie is pretty funny, too. Poking fun at his real life love of art, Eddie G takes painting lessons from cutie pie Dorothy Provin (remember her from Good Sam), and it's very funny to see her instructing him to "feel the colors" and "paint his feelings". And she has guts, too! When she finds herself cornered by some bad guys, she shows some smart tactics, like opening up a door then continuing down the hall for a fake exit, or turning the lights out for a shock.
Eddie G has a big art theft planned, and Dick is forced to play his part, otherwise he'll get whacked. While he battles real thugs, Henry Silva, Tony Bill, Slim Pickens, Mickey Shaughnessy, and Jack Elam, he also starts to fall for Dorothy. "I've never been in love with anyone before, besides myself," he says. "I've got goosebumps all over!" What a doll. In this comedy, there really is never a dull moment, so if you want something light for the evening, check it out. If you like those Bob Hope or Danny Kaye comedies where the lead is mistaken for someone tough, you'll like this one.
In addition to classic gangster jokes and mistaken identity set-ups, the rest of the movie is pretty funny, too. Poking fun at his real life love of art, Eddie G takes painting lessons from cutie pie Dorothy Provin (remember her from Good Sam), and it's very funny to see her instructing him to "feel the colors" and "paint his feelings". And she has guts, too! When she finds herself cornered by some bad guys, she shows some smart tactics, like opening up a door then continuing down the hall for a fake exit, or turning the lights out for a shock.
Eddie G has a big art theft planned, and Dick is forced to play his part, otherwise he'll get whacked. While he battles real thugs, Henry Silva, Tony Bill, Slim Pickens, Mickey Shaughnessy, and Jack Elam, he also starts to fall for Dorothy. "I've never been in love with anyone before, besides myself," he says. "I've got goosebumps all over!" What a doll. In this comedy, there really is never a dull moment, so if you want something light for the evening, check it out. If you like those Bob Hope or Danny Kaye comedies where the lead is mistaken for someone tough, you'll like this one.
Not a bad premise, but it is a bad movie....
planktonrules24 February 2011
The only reason I saw this film is because Edward G. Robinson was in it. However, had I known that it was actually a dopey Disney film, I probably would have skipped it. While the studio today is well-respected, in the late 60s and 70s their output was, to put it charitably, crap.
The film begins with Dick Van Dyke playing a character actor who has played, among other things, a lot of gangster roles in movies and TV. However, he's not a particularly famous actor, so when he's mistaken as a REAL gangster he's stuck. They expect him to kill security guards and help them in an art heist--and he just wants to run away and save himself. Can he somehow get out of this alive? While the premise is pretty cute, the execution of the film was pretty bad. Too many broadly acted scenes (like Van Dyke's VERY exaggerated drunk act) really brought the film to a grinding halt--as did the terribly slapsticky and ridiculous ending. Even the kids must have groaned at this one! A total waste of talent and a film I had a hard time finishing.
The film begins with Dick Van Dyke playing a character actor who has played, among other things, a lot of gangster roles in movies and TV. However, he's not a particularly famous actor, so when he's mistaken as a REAL gangster he's stuck. They expect him to kill security guards and help them in an art heist--and he just wants to run away and save himself. Can he somehow get out of this alive? While the premise is pretty cute, the execution of the film was pretty bad. Too many broadly acted scenes (like Van Dyke's VERY exaggerated drunk act) really brought the film to a grinding halt--as did the terribly slapsticky and ridiculous ending. Even the kids must have groaned at this one! A total waste of talent and a film I had a hard time finishing.
Some sophisticated comedic passages, but it becomes too silly...
moonspinner551 July 2016
Dick Van Dyke acquits himself nicely in colorful role as card-carrying member of the Screen Actors Guild who is mistaken for a gangster and is roped into an art-heist led by a famous mobster. Comedy from the Disney Studios, adapted from a book by John Godey, has some clever, witty writing in the earliest scenes; however, as with most of Disney's live-action output from this era, the narrative relies far too much on slapstick action to amuse the audience. Edward G. Robinson prods his own movie past with tongue-in-cheek portrayal of Joe Smooth, gangland boss and art lover; Dorothy Provine is perky as an art teacher who believes Van Dyke's outlandish story; and Joanna Moore is very funny as Robinson's show-biz crazy spouse, a former skater once featured in a production of "Scandals On Ice"! The second-half of the picture is comprised mainly of sight-gags and mugging and running around, while Robert Brunner's cartoony score is nearly identical to his music from 1965's "That Darn Cat!" Still, the set-up here is amusing, director Jerry Paris sets a fast pace and the production is good despite over-lit interiors. ** from ****
Unusual, Entertaining mob comedy
zannalee026 March 2007
I came across this one while organizing videos my family had taped-I was about to take it out when this started playing. I figured I'd watch a few minutes, see what it was all about, and finish labeling the tapes. Long story short, the project was set aside for another day, and "Never a Dull Moment" became a family favorite! This is a Disney movie from the '60's, and as such represents some of Disney's best, before the days of formulaic family movies. It's not really aimed at children; the story is dialogue-driven, and the lead character's predicament is presented through dramatic irony. Younger viewers may not get it. That all makes it sound heavy, but it's actually incredibly funny. Three major aspects of comedy: physical/slapstick, situational, and verbal. All three are present and woven together in a way that certainly held my attention. I can't speak for everyone, but the title rings true for me, over and over!
The acting is solid all around. Dick Van Dyke steals the show as Jack Albany, an actor mistaken for renowned hit man Ace Williams (played by Jack Elam). Van Dyke is at his comedic best. Presumptious Florian (Tony Bill), having never seen Ace, makes the mistake, forcing Jack into a situation where his survival depends on his acting. On some level this movie pokes fun at the typical mob story. You have the boss, the tough guy, the inept guy, the pro pickpocket, the driver, the dumb broad, and the kid. The actors play their stereotyped parts well, highlights being Tony Bill and Joanna Moore. This may be the best role Tony Bill ever played-his other roles just seem flat in comparison to this punk, who changes from a creepy armed henchman to a whining, flinching doormat depending on how much trouble he's in. Bill has, however, become a successful producer/director. Edward G. Robinson seems to relish playing Joe Smooth, a powerful, art-loving mob boss who may be losing it a bit mentally. Dorothy Provine is good, also, as Smooth's art teacher, but my biggest beef with the movie is the part of the script where she explains her connection to the boss. It works, but it could have been better.
Overall I recommend this movie. It's no cinematic triumph, but it is good, clean fun, and it is very funny! Most parents are probably aware, but for those that aren't, the ratings system has changed since the '60's. This one was G in that time period, when smoking was commonplace and violence in the movies wasn't the issue that it is in the 21st century. Not that one era is better than another (I honestly can't fathom why Ice Age and Over the Hedge are PG movies), but this one has some PG material by today's standards. An engaging story with lots of laughs!
The acting is solid all around. Dick Van Dyke steals the show as Jack Albany, an actor mistaken for renowned hit man Ace Williams (played by Jack Elam). Van Dyke is at his comedic best. Presumptious Florian (Tony Bill), having never seen Ace, makes the mistake, forcing Jack into a situation where his survival depends on his acting. On some level this movie pokes fun at the typical mob story. You have the boss, the tough guy, the inept guy, the pro pickpocket, the driver, the dumb broad, and the kid. The actors play their stereotyped parts well, highlights being Tony Bill and Joanna Moore. This may be the best role Tony Bill ever played-his other roles just seem flat in comparison to this punk, who changes from a creepy armed henchman to a whining, flinching doormat depending on how much trouble he's in. Bill has, however, become a successful producer/director. Edward G. Robinson seems to relish playing Joe Smooth, a powerful, art-loving mob boss who may be losing it a bit mentally. Dorothy Provine is good, also, as Smooth's art teacher, but my biggest beef with the movie is the part of the script where she explains her connection to the boss. It works, but it could have been better.
Overall I recommend this movie. It's no cinematic triumph, but it is good, clean fun, and it is very funny! Most parents are probably aware, but for those that aren't, the ratings system has changed since the '60's. This one was G in that time period, when smoking was commonplace and violence in the movies wasn't the issue that it is in the 21st century. Not that one era is better than another (I honestly can't fathom why Ice Age and Over the Hedge are PG movies), but this one has some PG material by today's standards. An engaging story with lots of laughs!
Another D Van D film that doesn't fire.
g-hbe12 July 2020
We've been enjoying The Dick Van Dyke Show, which we haven't seen since it was originally shown on UK TV in the 60's. We enjoyed it so much we started looking for his films, which we guessed would be just as good. Sadly, we were a bit disappointed with his movies, which all seemed rather weak, and this one is no exception. We've come to the conclusion that Dick is at his best in half-hour bursts on TV where the writers can give him the attention he needs and put him front and centre. In the D Van D show, he is surrounded by a great cast of likeable, genuinely funny characters who help keep his energy flowing, but the films are too nebulous to help him in this way. Still a great guy though.
Never A Dull Moment gives what the title promises
seekhimfrst12 August 2007
This movie, starring the gifted actor, Dick Van Dyke, is an unsullied comedy full of humor and plot. Creative scenes flow in this film with a unique twist on classic situations. Though it is an older film, it surpasses most films hitting theaters today in acting and storyline. Jack displays courage and wit without losing the "just the average guy" way about him. Sincere facial expressions by Dick Van Dyke, and strong comedic timing sell this story from beginning to end. You will finish this movie feeling like you have stepped into "Jack's" shoes and gone on this escapade with him. With a touch of action, romance, suspense, and a delightful twist, this comedy is well worth your time.
Excellent
hardbop-5212513 January 2019
A very funny family film for older "kids" from Disney
SimonJack21 July 2021
"Never a Dull Moment" is one of the funniest movies of all time. The Walt Disney studio went out of its way to make this appealing to adults as well as school-age kids. Or, maybe it was the other way around. It may take a little explaining to set the stage for the young family members.
This is first a comedy caper, but with some subtle satire as well. The script is laced with funny dialog. It moves from one hilarious situation to another. And it has some very good antics. The end scenes might be something right out of the Marx Brothers. Among the things it spoofs are the fame of big names in crime, painting and modern art, TV soap operas, acting in general, the slang of the street world. And aspects of the culture of the day.
Some of those things may be dated, but they may be even funnier to people in the 21st century. Cigarette packages used to have coupons, just like other products. Florian got his switchblade knife with coupons. The use of street lingo in the script is a hilarious take off on the culture of the time. Punk, shiv, sticker, broad, booze - were never funnier than as used in this film.
The riotous comedy begins with a case of mistaken identity. Dick Van Dyke's Jack Albany is an actor. He's being followed at night and ducks through a door. A mob man takes him to be a hit man from San Francisco. No one on the East Coast has met or knows what Ace Williams looks like.
The cast is superb. Van Dyke brings laughs just when he makes lightning quick changes from being funny or light, to stern faced and talking about making someone dead. A movie about killing would hardly be family fare, and one suspects that the writers purposely avoided use of "kill" and "killing" in most instances. Instead, it was Jack Albany who has to "make dead" his prey. That makes it even funnier.
Edward G. Robinson was 74-years-old when he made this movie. But he doesn't show his age. Robinson was a great actor. He played many a tough guy or crook in crime films. But he also played some excellent dramatic roles. And, he was very adept in comedies, as in this film. His role is straight and the comedy rolls off of and around him.
All of the rest of cast are excellent. Dorothy Provine as Sally Inwood, Henry Silva as Frank Boley, Tony Bill as Florian, Slim Pickens as Cowboy, Jack Elam as Ace Williams, Mickey Shaughnessy as Francis, and others add to the laughter in this film.
This movie should be in every great comedy collection. Here are some funny lines. There are many more to be found under the Quotes section of this IMDb Web page of the film.
Jack Albany, acting as Ace Williams, "What's your name, punk?" Florian, "Florian." Jack Albany, "Florian? Why'd they call a tough kid like you a sissy name like Florian?" Florian, "It's a tough name."
Jack, to Florian, "Ask him when he wants me to tear him apart. Before I meet the boss or after?" Frank Boley leans over to Florian, "Tell him it's no difference to me."
Jack Albany, "Well, Pepé's too kind. I'll admit, when I kill somebody, even I don't know what happened."
Leo Joseph Smooth, after backhanding Florian, "Stop that bleeding, will ya? It's stupid."
Joe Smooth, "I heard about that big run-in you had with the Treasury boys." Jack Albany, "Yeah, yeah, I heard that." Joe Smooth, "Well, you were there." Jack Albany, "Well, I heard you heard."
Joe Smooth, "You all right now?" Jack Albany, "Yeah, I limp a little on the leg. You know how..." Joe Smooth, "I thought he gottcha in the shoulder." Jack Albany, "He did, yes... It hit a nerve. Affected my leg. I still limp on it."
Sally Inwood, "Are you insane or do you take something?"
Joe Smooth, "I brought Cowboy in from Vegas. Fastest tommy gun in the West." Cowboy, "Aw, shucks, Joe."
Joe Smooth, "Frank, I want you to shake hands with Ace Williams. And from now on, I want you to treat him like a brother." Frank Boley, "Last year I worked my brother over so bad..." Joe Smooth, "Now, Frank...."
Jack Albany, "You, uh, belong to Joe's organization, sweetheart?" Sally Inwood, "Sure thing. I head up the mob's fine arts division." Jack Albany, "You're puttin' me on." Sally Inwood, "Am I?"
Sally Inwood, "Before you go any further, hot stuff, let me tell you something out of pure generosity."
Joe Smooth, "What happened?" Frank Boley, "He got fresh with the artist and she took care of him." Jack Albany, "I should have killed her."
Joe Smooth, "I'm glad you were able to control yourself. I'm paid up for three more lessons... Pepé was right about you and broads."
Cowboy, "Who died?" Jack Albany, "My Aunt Gladys." ...Cowboy, "What happened to her?" Jack Albany, "Well, she was makin' book in Oakland and they caught her on the take and dropped her in the bay..." Cowboy, "That's rough."
Joe Smooth, to Florian, "Keep your hands to yourself or I'll take 'em away from you."
Joe Smooth, to Jack Albany who's pretending to be drunk and is standing on a ledge, "Ace, I need you tomorrow, so I don't want you getting hurt. You get hurt, I'll kill you."
Jack Albany, "Do you want me to fall off of here and beak my neck?" Sally Inman, "Would you?"
Florian, "Hey, he ain't dead." Joe Smooth, "What?" Jack Albany, "The neck clop disables, it doesn't kill." Joe Smooth, "Well, why'd you wanna go and use that clop for?"
This is first a comedy caper, but with some subtle satire as well. The script is laced with funny dialog. It moves from one hilarious situation to another. And it has some very good antics. The end scenes might be something right out of the Marx Brothers. Among the things it spoofs are the fame of big names in crime, painting and modern art, TV soap operas, acting in general, the slang of the street world. And aspects of the culture of the day.
Some of those things may be dated, but they may be even funnier to people in the 21st century. Cigarette packages used to have coupons, just like other products. Florian got his switchblade knife with coupons. The use of street lingo in the script is a hilarious take off on the culture of the time. Punk, shiv, sticker, broad, booze - were never funnier than as used in this film.
The riotous comedy begins with a case of mistaken identity. Dick Van Dyke's Jack Albany is an actor. He's being followed at night and ducks through a door. A mob man takes him to be a hit man from San Francisco. No one on the East Coast has met or knows what Ace Williams looks like.
The cast is superb. Van Dyke brings laughs just when he makes lightning quick changes from being funny or light, to stern faced and talking about making someone dead. A movie about killing would hardly be family fare, and one suspects that the writers purposely avoided use of "kill" and "killing" in most instances. Instead, it was Jack Albany who has to "make dead" his prey. That makes it even funnier.
Edward G. Robinson was 74-years-old when he made this movie. But he doesn't show his age. Robinson was a great actor. He played many a tough guy or crook in crime films. But he also played some excellent dramatic roles. And, he was very adept in comedies, as in this film. His role is straight and the comedy rolls off of and around him.
All of the rest of cast are excellent. Dorothy Provine as Sally Inwood, Henry Silva as Frank Boley, Tony Bill as Florian, Slim Pickens as Cowboy, Jack Elam as Ace Williams, Mickey Shaughnessy as Francis, and others add to the laughter in this film.
This movie should be in every great comedy collection. Here are some funny lines. There are many more to be found under the Quotes section of this IMDb Web page of the film.
Jack Albany, acting as Ace Williams, "What's your name, punk?" Florian, "Florian." Jack Albany, "Florian? Why'd they call a tough kid like you a sissy name like Florian?" Florian, "It's a tough name."
Jack, to Florian, "Ask him when he wants me to tear him apart. Before I meet the boss or after?" Frank Boley leans over to Florian, "Tell him it's no difference to me."
Jack Albany, "Well, Pepé's too kind. I'll admit, when I kill somebody, even I don't know what happened."
Leo Joseph Smooth, after backhanding Florian, "Stop that bleeding, will ya? It's stupid."
Joe Smooth, "I heard about that big run-in you had with the Treasury boys." Jack Albany, "Yeah, yeah, I heard that." Joe Smooth, "Well, you were there." Jack Albany, "Well, I heard you heard."
Joe Smooth, "You all right now?" Jack Albany, "Yeah, I limp a little on the leg. You know how..." Joe Smooth, "I thought he gottcha in the shoulder." Jack Albany, "He did, yes... It hit a nerve. Affected my leg. I still limp on it."
Sally Inwood, "Are you insane or do you take something?"
Joe Smooth, "I brought Cowboy in from Vegas. Fastest tommy gun in the West." Cowboy, "Aw, shucks, Joe."
Joe Smooth, "Frank, I want you to shake hands with Ace Williams. And from now on, I want you to treat him like a brother." Frank Boley, "Last year I worked my brother over so bad..." Joe Smooth, "Now, Frank...."
Jack Albany, "You, uh, belong to Joe's organization, sweetheart?" Sally Inwood, "Sure thing. I head up the mob's fine arts division." Jack Albany, "You're puttin' me on." Sally Inwood, "Am I?"
Sally Inwood, "Before you go any further, hot stuff, let me tell you something out of pure generosity."
Joe Smooth, "What happened?" Frank Boley, "He got fresh with the artist and she took care of him." Jack Albany, "I should have killed her."
Joe Smooth, "I'm glad you were able to control yourself. I'm paid up for three more lessons... Pepé was right about you and broads."
Cowboy, "Who died?" Jack Albany, "My Aunt Gladys." ...Cowboy, "What happened to her?" Jack Albany, "Well, she was makin' book in Oakland and they caught her on the take and dropped her in the bay..." Cowboy, "That's rough."
Joe Smooth, to Florian, "Keep your hands to yourself or I'll take 'em away from you."
Joe Smooth, to Jack Albany who's pretending to be drunk and is standing on a ledge, "Ace, I need you tomorrow, so I don't want you getting hurt. You get hurt, I'll kill you."
Jack Albany, "Do you want me to fall off of here and beak my neck?" Sally Inman, "Would you?"
Florian, "Hey, he ain't dead." Joe Smooth, "What?" Jack Albany, "The neck clop disables, it doesn't kill." Joe Smooth, "Well, why'd you wanna go and use that clop for?"
Accurate Title... Read on to Find Out Why
Waiting2BShocked8 September 2005
The title is quite true. There is never a dull 'moment' in this film, simply because the entire movie consists of 100 dull minutes. Van Dyke plays a bit-part actor who becomes entangled with gangster/mob type caricatures stealing a valuable painting, and other such dross. (On that note the film is about as lacklustre as the 1965 co-production 'Theft Of The Mona Lisa'). The director seems to have been offered an entirely different script to the one offering the audience alleged 'comedy', which is regrettably confined to Van Dyke's "unique" brand of muggery (eg Lt Robinson Crusoe, 1966).
Ed G Robinsons presence is not even worth mentioning, in the hope that it can be overlooked in summation of his career's overall contribution to American movie history and development.
An inept, feeble-minded vomition of the sort of pap that elucidates any mystery surrounding why such a tycoon as Walt D should have ended up bankrupt.
Ed G Robinsons presence is not even worth mentioning, in the hope that it can be overlooked in summation of his career's overall contribution to American movie history and development.
An inept, feeble-minded vomition of the sort of pap that elucidates any mystery surrounding why such a tycoon as Walt D should have ended up bankrupt.
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