I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! (1968)
Herb Edelman: Murray
Quotes
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Murray : He's just a kid. It's a stage. When I was at NYU Law, I lived in Greenwich Village. Hippies. Used to be beatniks. I saw those kids. It's an act of rebellion.
Harold Fine : I hope that's all it is.
Murray : He's probably got a different girl every night. I should have it so bad.
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Murray : [watching a girl in white boots and a purple mini-skirt get out of a car] Look at that. Look at that one. Unbelievable! Oh, my darling, a year's salary for 10 minutes.
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Murray : [watching two girls in short white tennis outfits] Oh, my God. Oh, I'd like to lily your lollies. Oh, where do they come from? What do they want from me?
Harold Fine : Can't you stop for a second, Murray?
Murray : When they stop, I'll stop. They know you're looking at them, driving you crazy, and they love it.
Harold Fine : How can you tell me how beautiful marriage is when you mentally rape every woman who passes by?
Murray : What has my looking have to do with my marriage?
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Joyce : You know, Murray, I've been thinking. This may sound silly to you, but maybe what I should do is go to one of those computer mating places. Where you just fill out a form, then they handle the whole thing impersonally. Now, what do you think?
Murray : Totally wrong.
Joyce : Totally wrong?
Murray : In my opinion, you have just gotten over a long-term engagement. What you need now is a nice, hot affair. Forget the intellect. Enjoy yourself. Have some sex.
Joyce : I'm gonna keep my eyes open.
