- Barbara Willason: Wouldn't it be marvellous if this flat were ours?
- Bruce Victor: At 15,000? You must be joking.
- Barbara Willason: How did you get it?
- Bruce Victor: It was easy, my love. When you're the honoured representative extraordinaire of the Brandon Estate Agency, you're in the happy position to take advantage of your clients' generosity in their absence.
- Barbara Willason: And what if they find out?
- Bruce Victor: My dear, love, with the owner sitting in the Bahamas, how can he?
- [raising his mug]
- Bruce Victor: God bless you, Sir... and may the sun rot you.
- Barbara Willason: [the doorbell chimes] Bruce?
- Bruce Victor: See who it is