- Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie: Now shut up!
- Richard Starkey: Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!
- Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie: Don't get historical!
- John: I've got a present for you, do you know what it is?
- Nichola: No.
- John: Have a guess.
- Nichola: No.
- John: Go on, have a guess.
- Nichola: No.
- John: [angry] Have a guess!
- Nichola: [laughing] No!
- John: [stares at the camera] Well, you're going to get it anyway.
- [blows the balloon]
- John: Do you want to blow it?
- Nichola: No.
- Jolly Jimmy Johnson the Courier: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Welcome to... Mmmagical Mystery Tour!