Eight on the Lam (1967)

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [treed to the top of the refrigerator by the family dog] I wanted THIS kind of action, I'd have been a mailman.
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [to Golda] No, no, you're not going! You've let go a gopher on the lawn of justice for the last time!
Henry Dimsdale : Hey, you're very kind.

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : You're very playful.
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [as Golda gyrates around the kitchen] Hey, what're you doing?

Golda : I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on!

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : [thinking Golda has been sneaking around with his boss] How long has this been going on?

Golda : About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
Golda : [at police headquarters] What kind of a third degree is THIS? Here I was, looking forward to something, and what do I get? No light in my eyes. All the water I want. No rubber hose. You haven't even hit me with a folded newspaper. Talk about police brutality!

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Lieutenant, we'll never get her to talk if she won't stop talking.
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : That "other guy" happens to be my sweetheart.
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch : Boy! This guy is tough and slippery!

Golda : But is he REALLY happy?

Jonathan Winters: Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch, Mother Lynch