They're a Weird Mob (1966)

Walter Chiari: Nino Culotta

Quotes 

• Pat : You look a bit la-di-da to me for this kind of game. Where do you come from?

  Nino Culotta : Italy.

  Pat : You don't look like an Eyetie to me. More like a Jerry.

  Nino Culotta : What is a Jerry please?

  Pat : A Hun. A German. Or something that goes under a bed. Eyeties are not much better.

  Nino Culotta : Do you know Italians?

  Pat : I do. I was a prisoner of war over there.

  Nino Culotta : Oh. You were captured by our soldiers in North Africa? Because my father was captain in North Africa.

  Pat : Captured by your mob? Don't give me the tom tits. You Eyeties couldn't catch a bloody grasshopper. No - Jerries got me mate coming out of Greece - sunk the destroyer I was on.