The Spy in the Green Hat (1967)

Janet Leigh: Miss Diketon

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• Louis Strago : Your massaging my back not making love to me!

  Miss Diketon : Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Strago.

  Louis Strago : This is not the first time that I find it decidedly nauseating. The Uniform Code of First Procedures states quite clearly that the relationship between a THRUSH official and employee must be kept on the highest level.

• Louis Strago : Miss Diketon!

  Miss Diketon : Sir.

  Louis Strago : The skirt is too tight, the length is too short, the neckline is too low. You're working in a place of business! Now, try to conduct yourself accordingly.

• Miss Diketon : You're a new one. I haven't seen you before.

  Illya Kuryakin : I just came in - as a replacement. Miss?

  Miss Diketon : Oh, Miss Dikeman. You're really very cute.

• Louis Strago : Miss Diketon!

  Miss Diketon : Sir.

  Louis Strago : Dictation, this time, Miss Diketon. A task at which you're - considerably more adept.

  Miss Diketon : Oh, yes, sir.

• Miss Diketon : Oh, Illya, you're awfully attractive. I mean, I knew a lot of fellows in college and everything , before I joined THRUSH; but, you know, you get tired of those one-shot affairs. Besides, they couldn't hold a candle to you.

• Miss Diketon : Hi there! Oh, you are so cute. You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to love you - to death.

• Pia Monteri : You're mad in the head, Signorina. I wouldn't even spit on your Signor Strago. I'm not afraid of him. Now, let me out of here, I'll cut you up like a chicken.

  Miss Diketon : Ohhhh! Yes. I think you should try to escape. In fact, I'm going to *love* you to try to escape. Ahhh.

• Dr. Heinrich von Kronen : Fraulein Diketon.

  Miss Diketon : Yes?

  Dr. Heinrich von Kronen : I must tell you, I cannot forget how beautiful you tortured that U.N.C.L.E. agent. I - would like you know that I - I admire you very much. Bravo!

  Miss Diketon : Oh, that's awfully sweet from a real professional like you. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

• Miss Diketon : Oh. Oh, pain. It's wonderful. It's - it's delicious. You can't imagine.