The Bob Hope Vietnam Christmas Show (1966 TV Special)

Joey Heatherton: Self

Quotes 

• Joey Heatherton : What a ham. He went into a violent rage this morning.

  Dian Parkinson : Why? What happened?

  Kaye Stevens : The sun rose before he did.

• Anita Bryant : How did he get you to go on this trip?

  Carroll Baker : He promised me some genuine pearls. He gave me a dozen oysters and a hammer. How about you?

  Joey Heatherton : He said he'd get me a barracuda. I thought he meant the car. Now I'm stuck with a stale fish and no ice.

  Dian Parkinson : He promised me I'd get some beautiful silk for next to nothing. He sold me a surplus parachute.

  Anita Bryant : He told me he'd show me all the excitement and intrigue of the Orient. He took me to a Charlie Chan movie.

  Kaye Stevens : He said I'd meet men in the Far East with a lot of pull. He wasn't lying. He introduced me to 7 rickshaw drivers.