The Bob Hope Vietnam Christmas Show (1966 TV Special)

Anita Bryant: Self

Quotes 

• Anita Bryant : Sir?

  Bob Hope : Yes.

  Anita Bryant : Request permission of the commanding officer to see the chaplain.

  Bob Hope : See the chaplain? What could you girls possibly have to complain about?

  Anita Bryant : You!

• Bob Hope : Though you sound as though you abhor me, please don't try to fight it. Admit you adore me.

  Anita Bryant : Adore him? That would make 6 of us!

• Anita Bryant : How did he get you to go on this trip?

  Carroll Baker : He promised me some genuine pearls. He gave me a dozen oysters and a hammer. How about you?

  Joey Heatherton : He said he'd get me a barracuda. I thought he meant the car. Now I'm stuck with a stale fish and no ice.

  Dian Parkinson : He promised me I'd get some beautiful silk for next to nothing. He sold me a surplus parachute.

  Anita Bryant : He told me he'd show me all the excitement and intrigue of the Orient. He took me to a Charlie Chan movie.

  Kaye Stevens : He said I'd meet men in the Far East with a lot of pull. He wasn't lying. He introduced me to 7 rickshaw drivers.

• Bob Hope : They're all kidding. Believe me they wouldn't have missed this trip with me for anything. Right?

  Carroll Baker : That's right, Bob. Wherever you go we'll be right behind you.

  Bob Hope : You mean that?

  Anita Bryant : Sure. You're a bigger target.